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"Wow, You're Old" Designer Bouquet

$50.00
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"Wow, You're Old" Designer Bouquet
Product Details

Want to send something fun and mildly insulting to a friend (or enemy, who am I to judge?) Look no further. This over the hill bouquet has a variety of funny balloons emphasizing the recipient's age.

Our designer bouquets come in three different sizes, Small, Medium, and Large. (Note the three different pictures above.) This allows you to pick the size of bouquet that is right for you and your budget.

All balloon bouquets come arranged on a weight. As an environmentally responsible company, Banzi Balloons does not provide balloons for balloon releases and urges our clients to enjoy their balloons, then dispose of them properly.

NOTE: These bouquets are not an exact representation of the bouquet you will receive. Certain balloon designs may become unavailable or we may substitute different colors or sizes of balloon based on availability and artistic style. The total value of the design will always add up to the dollar amount chosen. You may also give us guidance on designing your bouquet. For instance, if you'd like to add a large gold number "3" balloon to your design, we can add that to the bouquet in place of a couple smaller foil balloons so the total price point stays the same.

Delivery Price:
No matter the size of your order, the delivery price is just $50 anywhere in Indianapolis.
If you’re located farther away, the travel cost will be calculated at checkout based on your zip code.

If you’d prefer to save money, click “Pick up from studio” at checkout and you can schedule a time to pick it up. Of course, larger décor elements require some on-site assembly and a large enough vehicle to transport them, so you might just want to have us deliver it.

Helium Balloons:
A standard size latex helium balloon will float for 12-24 hours depending on temperature and other variables. We use Hi-Float in all our latex helium balloons to help them last up to ten times as long. If you need your balloons to last a specific length of time, please contact us in advance so we can adjust our production schedule or recommend foil balloons or air-filled alternatives. Unfortunately, we are not able to guarantee the float time for helium balloons.

If you have any questions or don’t see what you’d like here, please feel free to call any time at 317-762-8008 or email us at Sales@Banzi.events